135 ♔ someone please knock me out now, or at least smuggle me good pain meds

[britannium]

Jesus fucking christ, I thought that before my cough was like coughing out a lung every two seconds.

Now it's like trying to fucking cough out a lung every two seconds but not being able to and it hurts like a fucking bitch and I just almost fucking dry-heaved about two minutes ago (and two minutes before that, and two minutes before that, etc. etc. etc.) this shit ain't right. WHY HAVE YOU FUCKING TAKEN AWAY MY ABILITY TO COUGH IN A MANNER THAT MAKES MY THROAT NOT!ITCHY FOR TWO SECONDS TOO, GOD? :C :C :C


I'd rather have the fever. ): Or that nice SixH. top I saw on DS the other day, but I'm not picky.
on the plus side, after this cough is over, I should have awesome ab muscles or some shit from all those violent coughing fits. :D


no, I'm probably not going to shut up anytime soon. /D

EDIT:
Fuck yeah round numbers?

Comments

[itskeitodesu.livejournal.com]

Your plus sides are awersome. Nobody else would think about that.

Why is everyone getting sick now? D: Just blame school, you're clearly having an allergic reaction to school. It's all school's fault.

[aokiyai.livejournal.com]

Whoaaaa, you comment fast! *o*

all this cramping in my stomach muscles is just as bad as that time when I outdid the sit-up tape, so. /D after all this trouble I expect ab muscles, otherwise I will be displeased. :C

...but I haven't even started school yet, either. ;___; /fail I've caught summer colds before, so I guess in the end this isn't something new but that doesn't mean I CAN'T HATE IT WITH A FUCKING PASSION!

[itskeitodesu.livejournal.com]

XD I refresh my f-list a lot.

It sounds like it needs to be hated with a passion. D: Summer colds are so lame.

[aokiyai.livejournal.com]

xD I'm guilty of the same~

frlgdlsjglsk and I always get them when I have cons soon, too. /D it's a conspiracy to make me look shitter than I do, I tell you. :D

[harukakamiya.livejournal.com]

Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuchhhh, I hate those kind of coughs. x_x They make me cry when I have them. ;_; and then I want to throw up, but I can't and it hurts and then I cough and cry more. T_T;;

Feel better soon!

[aokiyai.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! Funny thing is, I've never had this cough before, so this is a new experience for me. I hope I never have to go through it again. /D

[harukakamiya.livejournal.com]

It's one of the forms of Hell on earth, that indeed it is. D:

[aokiyai.livejournal.com]

I agree with this comment so much :C